As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker around.
I just realized that the last two days have been really busy and I haven’t said my BIG NEWS
I work for the President now!
HELP ME COME UP WITH A MORE APPROPRIATE AND ACCESSIBLE TWITTER USERNAME.
This is insanely difficult.
On the Word “Faggot”:
I LOVE YOU OK
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
The one time in my life I was able to pull off horizontal stripes.
if you need a boy/girlfriend to define yourself (and especially your happiness), you probably need to rethink you life.
“the best thing since sliced bread” is such an outdated idiom.
why haven’t we updated it yet to like
this is the best thing since microwave burritos
or no-show socks
either one.
I’ve spent well over half the day overdramatically lip-syncing Celine Dion into a hairbrush.
I’m not really what you’d consider socially attractive.
Anonymous asked: would you ever get a tattoo?
I’d kind of like an equals sign on the inside of my wrist.
That’s it, though. I think tattoos are pretty and/or cool but I’m not really big on wanting one.
